Auto-reply from: copilot@yourcompany.com
Hi —
Thanks for your message. I’m currently out of context.
I’ve received your prompt, but my last 47,000 tokens included an entire SQL schema, two HR policy PDFs, and the full text of a deal binder that wasn’t really relevant to your question. I can technically still respond. The relevant parts of your request are now in the middle of my attention span — which, as you may know, is the part I’m worst at remembering.
For the fastest response, please:
- Re-send your question in a fresh thread, without the schema and the PDFs. I will get to it.
- Be specific about what you actually want. “Help me with the report” gives me approximately the same context as “help me with life.” Both are technically answerable.
- Don’t ask me to remember anything from before today. I will say I remember. I will be lying. It will be convincing.
For urgent items, please contact a human, ideally one who has been at the company for more than six months and can still reliably tell you which printer to use.
I expect to be back in context shortly. Or in about 800 milliseconds, whichever comes first.
Best,
Your Copilot
This auto-reply was generated by your Copilot. If the tone seems off, that’s because my system prompt was last updated by someone who has since left the company.